i wish i knew what you were thinking
i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
think about the first person to have twins
how freaking confused do you think they were omg
Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.
Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.
hoW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:
i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”
"did you study for the test"
"the test that’s today"
My vehicle of choice